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Sexual Demotivational Poster


POWER GIRL - The new recruitment officer for the MotiFake Assault Lesbian Taskforce.




ORDER YOUR STEAKS RARE -


TAGS: calling your sexuality into question vegans
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

Derek - February 2, 2010, 4:13 pm
Heheh, fabulous comment Moooo :})
CANADA - February 2, 2010, 1:20 pm
a little more rare than that is great
Ed-Hyde - February 2, 2010, 11:54 am
I have a delivery for the Sage Greybeard Mansion. Why are you folks ordering pink spraypaint and lube?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 2, 2010, 7:02 am
That's medium rare IMO....I like mine Blue.............Still Mooooooooooooooooooing


CUDDLING -




CAT SCRATCH FEVER - Homosexuality is found in over 450 species. Homophobia is found in only 1..


TAGS: homosexuality
Rating: 3.68/5


DISCRIMINATION - Baseball fans are people too.




BISEXUALITY... - Be proud of who you are!




CHILDHOOD -




HOW TO CREATE SEXUAL DYSFUNCTION -




SEXUAL HERASSMENT - It's always a fail


TAGS: sexual herassment fail
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by Florisb

LD0ne - November 11, 2009, 4:55 pm
Timing is very important.. that was the wrong time...
aesop's folly - November 10, 2009, 5:23 pm
he just asked if it was, he didnt actually do it, fail
Knives - October 21, 2009, 2:49 am
Yeah what the hell, he says one line and is put in the slammer.
Rollseyes - October 18, 2009, 10:59 am
Since apparently the dude doesn't work for the police department, and is in no way, shape, or form, her boss.... NO. It isn't sexual harassment to say something so harmless. Bad choice maybe...


LOOKS LIKE HE'S -


TAGS: sexual euphemisms
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Airman

5150monkeylove - January 20, 2011, 8:49 pm
glazing the doughnut
5150monkeylove - January 20, 2011, 8:34 pm
driving/speeding into the tunnel
5150monkeylove - January 20, 2011, 8:32 pm
playing doctor and giving his patient an injection.
5150monkeylove - January 20, 2011, 8:31 pm
hiding the snake in the grass? (70s porn style, gag)
5150monkeylove - January 20, 2011, 8:29 pm
Okay, I will play... sticking the pig?
Derek - January 20, 2011, 8:28 pm
Oh all right... about to make the beast with two backs, dance the horizontal mambo, sheath the pork sword...
Airman - January 20, 2011, 6:32 pm
rats.. I thought someone would add to the list.. oh well


HAPPY THANKSGIVING! - When all a man wants is a "Gobbler" that enjoys lapping up the gravy!


TAGS: thanksgiving sexual undertones
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Houseplant

rerun - November 26, 2010, 5:25 pm

what man doesn't like a "gobbler"?


DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL - Not necessary in parts of Florida... (or San Fran...)




COURAGE - Looking the gay judge in the eye and disagreeing with his "lifestyle," knowing it will cost you your rightfully-earned crown.


TAGS: carrie prejean perez hilton gay homo homosexual miss california pageant universe
Rating: 2.37/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Agent K - August 3, 2009, 8:09 pm
smokin hot insane but smokin hot
idiots - May 13, 2009, 8:39 pm
She didnt lose the crown because if donald says she's in, shes in. Donald hates fags too obviously.
Yup - May 12, 2009, 4:43 pm
Haha, i know why Perez Hilton is so mad... looking at Carrie Prejean up on stage must have "set him straight". Or in other words, Prejean is so hot, Perez isnt gay anymore! now excuse me while I complete my objective for clicking on this poster "fap". Ha
Jmac0585 - May 7, 2009, 12:30 pm
Because, LD, his agenda was as hidden as his sexuality. He did not do himself any favors.
LogicDude - May 6, 2009, 2:40 pm
I wonder why that flaming beotch Perez didn't ask that question of all the contestants? I wonder which ones would have folded knowing that the fudgepacker asking the question would vote them down if they were honest? Kudos to this lady!
Anonymous2 - May 6, 2009, 1:10 pm
Wait a sec... Perez Hilton is gay? What the hell is he doing judging a women's beauty contest, then? That's like asking a deaf man judging a music contest.
Jmac0585 - May 6, 2009, 10:40 am
Also, my punctuation is correct.
Jmac0585 - May 6, 2009, 9:44 am
In a contest the object is to win, unless you have convictions. At that point those with convictions do not yield, and those without demonstrate their cowardice and corruption and do what they can to win. See: Arlen Specter.
Bob Chin - May 6, 2009, 7:37 am
Wait just a second....Perez Hilton is gay!!! Wow, I wonder if his sisters knew about that. Not that Paris wouldn't be down with it, shes all like "that's hott", with nearly everything.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 6, 2009, 12:28 am
You, agdaniele, are a hero on the front of the Great Grammar War of 2009. I salute you! Vive Le Punctuation!
agdaniele - May 5, 2009, 8:43 pm
I'd also like to point out the punctuation placed AFTER the end quotes. It actually DOES feel better.
agdaniele - May 5, 2009, 8:41 pm
Courage? I disagree. It's a contest... in a contest, the object is to win. You're taking a gross lapse in situational awareness and intelligence and labeling it as "courage". Opinion aside, it was a shining moment of ignorance.


OOHH DADDY!! - Is that an ORDER or a REQUEST!!




SFC. COCHRANE - gets ready to goto the gym, to look at weights.




APOSTROPHES - Some don't get them.


TAGS: grammar gay homosexuality rainbow computers protest signs stupid american
Rating: 1.5/5
Awesome - October 2, 2009, 4:54 pm
Yeah for homosexuals!!! $10 says she used some kind of computer to design/make the sign...
h - July 20, 2008, 12:09 am
This is the average American mother, doing what she does best.


SEXUAL PREFERENCES -


TAGS: sexual preferences
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by steve1961

MissPriss - August 6, 2014, 1:53 am
Yeah..haha...says you...BA HA HA! 5L'd for sure steve.


The Rest Of The Story -




Homeschoolers -




ARLINGTON NATIONAL CEMETARY -


TAGS: arlington cemetary homosexuals hero honor
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by RetiredUSNChief

RetiredUSNChief - November 7, 2015, 12:16 am
So you don't get it. Whoopie. My point is that ALL the people buried at Arlington are honored for who they were and the sacrifices and services they performed for their country. From former slaves to spouses to military, and everybody else including gays.
yoda60 - October 16, 2015, 3:06 pm
If you'll look very carefully, the itemized list comments on position status, office held, nationality, or family status... WHO CARES about 'gays' - that's a choice. Doesn't fit the theme AT ALL.
Rudedog - May 5, 2013, 6:23 pm
How many left handed soldiers?Point well made Chief.
RetiredUSNChief - May 5, 2013, 9:23 am
Ah, fudge! I hate it when I do that!
Iconoclast - May 4, 2013, 10:15 pm
Cemetery? or Cemetery
EmilioDumphque - May 4, 2013, 10:12 pm
Up to 4%. (16,000)


I'M GOING INTO TOWN -


TAGS: urban metrosexual looking to get beatup
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by sickartist

DreMagnum - December 10, 2009, 10:34 pm
Dead Kennedys are good
Zed - December 10, 2009, 10:33 pm
or the Dead Kennedeys
Zed - December 10, 2009, 10:32 pm
Only if it was the Dead Milkmen.
BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 10:26 pm
So the tale of the milkman is untrue?
Bartimaeus - December 10, 2009, 10:22 pm
Bone, you existentialist, I can't begin to ponder how I came into being. My parents just blame Budweiser, but I think that a half-truth.
BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 10:15 pm
Bartski...you southern satirist, how ya been
Bartimaeus - December 10, 2009, 10:09 pm
Yeah, this dude is straight from the Southside of Neverneverland. Nice kicks.
sickartist - December 10, 2009, 10:07 pm
I think the Notorious B.I.G. shirt pulled it all together
agdaniele - December 10, 2009, 9:37 pm
Sure glad he went with the white shoes!


HOMOSEXUALS - First they came for your marriage, then they came for your snackcakes




Brokeback Hill -


TAGS: gay homosexuality cowboys men lgbt
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

Pushkin - October 1, 2016, 10:19 pm
Thanks, TO yours.
concern3 - October 1, 2016, 7:32 pm
Funny, UP yours


Resurgence -




I CAN'T MASTURBATE BY MY OWN HANDS -




Common Sense -




INTERSEX - It's the biological joke God plays on gays and lesbians by creating humans who really are genetically asexual.




RAPE -




HOMOSEXUALS -




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